March Madness

sean: “Ellie, Yahoo won’t let you create a bracket until you’re 13. but we can make a new account & lie about your age if you want to be in my bracket challenge.”
ellie: “i don’t want to lie.”
sean: “okay, how about we create an account for JD and lie about his age so you two can share a pick in the pool?”
ellie: “that’s like being a supervillain’s sidekick.”